Chsfrndz!! :)))

Sembreak!! :))

So Cute!! Love it!! :”“”>

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ohmuffins:

In ending our unit today, I found this gross living conditions article [Read As: I found an article about “poop” that I knew my male-heavy 6th grade class would love.]

As we’re ending our “Ewwwww!” conversation, I made the classic teacher mistake. The game where YOU think you’re asking a specific question and you know the answer you want — BUT THEN: You get the most hilarious answer from the “class clown” [and you, obviously, can’t help but giggle.]

Me: “So, where are we headed after this time?” 

Boy: “Uh, hopefully indoor plumbing and Charmin.”

Me: [stops and stares] “Okay, well: you win. That’s what NEEDED to come next, right? Right. BUT WHAT TIME PERIOD, GOOFBALL.”

Good Morning Friends!! :))

ohmuffins:

• I haven’t run in 5 days.
• I have a cold.

SEE?! Exercise keeps you healthy. I should call the orthopedist and give him a piece of my mind. He told me to stop running — BUT MY NOSE DIDN’T LISTEN.

Oh, get it? Get it: my nose is running? 

See: you guys don’t understand how funny this is because you can’t HEAR my epic delivery of the le punchline. 

greaterthanorequalto:

New personal piece: a collection of succulents and terrariums

Because I’m Lazy right now!! :))

Like, Like, Like and Like!!! :))

Cute ng room!! :))))

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Cute!! :))